It runs diagonally from the corner of the basement window and he has been telling himself it is nothing since they moved in. Then last week the door at the top of the stairs started sticking, and last night his wife said the word settling out loud, and now he is on a phone at half past eight in the evening looking at three foundation companies.
Here is what happens next, and it decides the job. He rings all three. The first one that answers sends somebody out, and that person walks the property, looks at the crack, looks at the grading, looks at the gutters, and tells him what is happening to his house.
Whatever that first person says becomes the frame. The second and third companies are then evaluated against it — they are either confirming it or contradicting it, and contradicting it makes them look like they are either scaremongering or underselling. The company that got there first is not just first in line. It set the terms of the entire comparison.
That is why this page reads differently from the rest of this batch. Nothing here is an emergency. A crack that has been there two years is not going to move this week and pretending otherwise would be manufacturing urgency about somebody's home, which is the oldest and ugliest trick in this industry.
But the caller's resolve is perishable in exactly the way an emergency is not. He worked himself up to this on a Tuesday evening. If he reaches voicemail he does not stop worrying — he books the other two, and by the time you ring back on Wednesday morning there is already a company scheduled for Thursday and a story about his house that did not come from you.
This is also the largest residential ticket in this entire library. Piers, underpinning, drainage, a full stabilisation — those are five-figure jobs decided by which van arrived first.